...the magic eight ball, is not giving me the answer I want.
In our case, we don't even have a real magic eight ball, just a magic Yoda from a Burger King kids meal.
Me: Am I pregnant?
Yoda: Use the force.
Me: We did that last week. I want to know if it worked.
Yoda: You will know.
Me: Yeah, in about a week, I want to know now.
Yoda: Unclear it is.
Me: You're not helping.
--originally published 1/23/06
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